Not that good a DAY

This was shenzhen and the the only picture we haave of it because it sucked so badly we din even bother to stay for long.. The Chinamen are soo rude, besides pushing, they spit on the floor, throw their rubbish happily all over the malls, dig their noses, fart, cheat, lie, are impatient and are constantly frowning. Not the believed shopping HAVEN
MY LITTLE AUDREY THE GROUPER! SOO CHUTE, POWER NAPPING ON THE WAY TO LAMMA ISLAND..!
And... this was our hostel for 3 nights, $18 SGD a night, with national geographic and soft core porn channels toilet and airconditioning we couldnt have asked for more.. COSMIC HOTEL - Korean based..

HII, this is Audrey invading Abel's photo blog cos he's in the shower at the moment.
So anyway, this is the start of the long and arduous journey to the north. China trains and mainlanders put together seriously, champion

This is the ONLY photo we took in Shenzhen plainly cos there was nothing else to take. We hate that place just in case you didn't already know. Also cos the menu was all in Chinese, and we took like 10minutes to decipher one dish, with an impatient CHINA WOMAN waiting over our shoulders.

We couldn't take China any longer so we left and I brought them to God's gift to shopaholics, the beautiful Mongkok. This is the goldfish market where the entire street was just shops and shops of ... fishes.

The guys were so impressed by the streets of Mongkok they went trigger happy. And to recover from their shopping drought in Shenzhen, went crazy in shopping there too.

Okay, my darling's back. Over and out.

The highest point in Hong Kong..

I still cannot believe that im still on the same day, this makes blogging very tiring.. But our days are just sooo eventful, I truly unestimated Hong Kong and Oceans park man.On the cable car to the lowlands, the kiddy land! after conquering the highlands. I think im a pussy man cunt head, even on this cable car, i was trembling n i never let go of the handles. The cable car was VerRy high up!! and it dint help that a cable car plummeted 500m in Lantau Island just 2 days earlier.
My scores were 76 and 84. Audrey beat me for the first hit, but i blame my hammer which was heavier. The scores were over 160 :) hehe yaya whatever!

The grey mist is actually the clouds, within touching distance. In the clouds actually, it was so surreal.. It got really cold after a while and the skyline was blocked out :( I cant imagine that there are still condos around this area..
Finally the clouds dissipated..

I cannot get over the aquarium, this is part TWO

Thee biggest Kim Bak Lor (Sea Bass) I have ever seen in my life..
Hammerhead from the top, we were like just 5 metres away from the shark.. cool shit
chilling in the aircon in the aquarium, it was crazy chee sin hot outside, getting faint n lightheaded from the rides and the sun. Anyway this is me admiring the Golden Trevally.. Do you know that all these fishes can be caught in Singapore? Why dun we have this kinda luck..

Jellyfish!! look like fireballs right.. ahh if only i could touch them..

15th June! OCEAN PARK!

Healthy MACs breakfast for breakfast! Only $4 sgd, healthy and cheap!
Wa cheebye damn tired, eye black black looo, on the way to OCEAN PARK.. Timecheck - 10am.
The Atoll (wtf?) Reef Aquarium, beats Underwater World anytime, top + two lower levels of viewing!
This barracuda will weigh abt 8kg, hope to land this fish soon, a true predator.
Shone n the Stingray, quite tiny, nothing much, hoping to catch this fish soon as well :), gtg sleep now, OC angry liaoZzz..

2nd DAY, 14th, Thurs !! Diu..!

On the MTR (Mass Transit Rapid?) back to Tsim Sha Tsui from, which Hong Kong Island island. I think HK is VeRrRrrY ConfusinG, it looks the same everywhere seriously.. The city n even the MTR replicates ours! Or issit the other way round???

Krisy Kreme at Central, CauseWay Bay, I never knew it was spelt with a K, oops.. the donuts were good, but nothing that special.. maybe its a girl thing.zzz
Anyway Causeway Bay looks like it was plucked out of Gu wa zai, but there are no gangsters as i hoped :(

This is the hostel we found for the night, $40 for the night, wa lan.. became potato head for sure.. but what choice do we have??

DIU LEI LO MO

Arrival at Hor Yut Ho Yuen, after a bumpy flight, business class, garouper with omelette, looooong walk with out luggage and Surecatch rod holder and thunderstorm warning for the night. Fantastics, totally diu de lorXx~!

Totally drenched after being caught in the thunderstorm + gale force winds.
We atually left the Laguna Verde with 2 umbrellas, but it was literally shredded to bits by the wind and had to release it after a strong fight, as it was already a ninjaku moreover it had blown inside out HAHA.. it was such a inviting and pleasant night! As in really! Nothing like this in Singapre!

Eating in a roadside retaurant.
Had major problems ordering man, the food was all listed in the menu in traditional chinese, which is fucking retardedly hard to read for a chinese B student. Only could order niu (cow) dishes which was like the only character we could read outta 8+ chanracter dishes wtf.. . ....
So happened that a nice looking dish was being delivered to some ger, so i pointed and ordered ..
Have to say Hong Kong Bu's all chioer than SG bu's..!
CHEE SIN AH LEI!!!!! ON TO THE NEXT DAY!!! DIU DIU DIU!!!